I BET HE'S REALLY SHORT, TOO. AND THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIS BATHROOM JUST NOW.

A bust of Napoleon. Five or six portraits. Some sort of curassier's helmet. An entire fleet's worth of epaullettes. The world's first Napoleon otaku. Hell, I bet that liquor in the fancy glass case on the table is some of the brandy they shipped Nelson home in.

Run away!Onward!